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Terry, gracias for the ayuda; don’t stop now

Terry, gracias for the ayuda; don’t stop now

Hello Terry. It’s Lola calling. I have been dying to congratulate you since I heard the news. Aye, but life gets so busy. I’ve had your office on the top of my to-call list for weeks. Call the Attorney General’s office. Call Terry Goddard today. Pues, tu sabes how it goes. You’re a busy man […]




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Stimulus is needed for our sense of ethics as well

Stimulus is needed for our sense of ethics as well

Mr. President? I know you will probably never listen to this voice mail, but I choose to believe you will. And that together we are better and that YES WE CAN! So help me out here. You graced us with your visit last month … now what? Have your aides told you that people are […]




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Let’s teach our teens the real meaning of amor

Let’s teach our teens the real meaning of <em>amor</em>

Hello DeeAnn, it’s Lola. You don’t know me, but I want to talk to you about sex. Since this is the month for romance, I think it’s good timing. I know, I know, as la presidenta of the Arizona Partners for Abstinence Education, you may not want to have this provocative plática. You may not […]




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Janet, cuídate, we’re going to miss you

Janet, cuídate, we’re going to miss you

Hello, Janet? It’s Lola calling. I know you’re very busy with your big move to D.C., but I really, really, want to talk to you; since you haven’t been on the running trail or at yoga class lately, I figured I’d leave a voice mail. First, woo-hoo. I’m soooo excited about your nomination. Go Ja-net! […]