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Citizenship es un gran regalo

Citizenship <em>es un gran regalo</em>

Citizenship is also a privilege with responsibilities




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Gluteus Ad Maximus?

Gluteus Ad Maximus?

A call to Mr. Benito, the marketing genio (tos) behind KFC’s Bun-less campaign – no pun intended




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Lesbian liberal vampires and jihad against Arizona?

Lesbian liberal vampires and jihad against Arizona?

Lola gives Rep. Russell Pearce a ring to find out where he gets his information




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Repeat after me, ex-Miss USA: “I shall not steal”

Repeat after me, ex-Miss USA:  “I shall not steal”

Hello, Shannon? The former Miss USA … Shannon Marketic? I would have not become interested in your story had you been caught stealing, say, electronics. There are thieves aplenty in this world, and I don’t like thieves. But because you are accused of stealing an Oil of Olay Professional ProX Skin treatment, I became intrigued. […]




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M·A·C/Rodarte: Juarez-inspired fashion faux pas

M·A·C/Rodarte: Juarez-inspired fashion faux pas

Girls, Lola is not very happy with your new line of cosmetics




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LIVING IN FEAR WHERE??

LIVING IN FEAR WHERE??

Mexico’s Presidente Calderón gets a scathing message from Lola




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Sarah peligrosa

Sarah peligrosa

If only you had stayed in Arizona a bit longer




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S.B. 1070-inspired fashions

S.B. 1070-inspired fashions

Lola puts a call in to Oscar de la Renta. Hopefully he can get us out of this fashion mess created by S.B. 1070




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Lola’s Voicemail: Cubs 4 Charity

Lola’s Voicemail: Cubs 4 Charity

Miss C? Ma’am? When my comadre Nancy text me, “Lts go 2 chrity cub auction @ Dvls Mrtini,” I responded “Allrgic 2 cats. Cn I writ u a chk?” My ignorance prompted yet another text message: “Duh. Chk ur EM.” Then came the phone call. And that’s how I found out the auction you are […]




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Fishing for suckers

Fishing for suckers

Hello, Rep. David Gowan: I know you and your colleagues at the House of Representatives have a lot of work to do, so I’ll be brief. I’m calling to tell you that girls like to hunt and fish, too! I’m referring to the bill you introduced to give Arizonan Eagle Boy Scouts a Youth Class […]