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I’d rather be in the Nile than in denial

I’d rather be in the Nile than in denial

Lola’s fed up with her I-can-do-anything attitude




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On my wish(ful thinking) list: Magic chones

On my wish(ful thinking) list: <em>Magic chones</em>

I’m not a runner, but like many Americans I’m constantly frazzled and running around during the workweek.  This sweatless “workxercise” can be strenuous, but lacks the benefits of real exercise. To make up for this, I’ve substituted my work chair with an exercise ball to strengthen my core, and I squeeze and release my buttocks […]




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Yard-long churros and the fight against obesity

Yard-long <em>churros</em> and the fight against obesity

Not much of a fight at the Happiest Place on Earth




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Aborigines and “ethnic” hair

Aborigines and “ethnic” hair

Lola’s none too pleased with Sen. Scott Beason or telemarketer




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Callista …. Mrs. Gingrich? …

I’m calling to tell you I think you are brilliant




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Inspired to perspire

Inspired to perspire

A message for Michelle Obama




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Call it what it is, Quanell

Call it what it is, Quanell

Lola doesn’t get why Mr. X is focused on the accused in Texas rape case




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Congresswoman Michelle Bachmann …

Congresswoman Michelle Bachmann …

A concerned call about breast-pump discrimination and tax deductions




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Listen to me, sweet baby

Listen to me, sweet baby

She’s none too pleased with former ESPN announcer Ron Franklin




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Lola’s New Year’s Resolutions

Lola’s New Year’s Resolutions

Help Lola come up with one more New Year’s resolution




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